How big a bird junkie are you ?

Did the above question make perfect sense to you? No Yes

I like my birds more than I like: Watching TV My Spouse My Own Mother

Which phrase do you most agree with Birds are my hobby Birds are a way of life Bird are life

Who gets fed first in your house? Your Spouse Your Children Your Birds

Does your spouse asks before eating anything ... "is this for us or is it for the birds?" No Yes

Is the only reason you got cable is so you could have the Discovery Channel? No Yes

Do all your friends know who "Alex the Grey" is? No Yes

When your neighbors call to complain about the noise, what is your typical response? I'll see what I can do But doesn't it sound like a rainforest?? Right after your neighbors bird shuts up Noise?? What noise??

Can you use the word AVICULTURE in a sentence? No Yes

Does your bird have it's own Christmas Ornament? No Yes

Does your bird have it's own Christmas Stocking No Yes

Does your bird have it's own PERSONALIZED Christmas Stocking No Yes

Does your bird have his own place at the Dining Room Table No Yes

Do you have your Bird Supply Catalogs and Magazines addressed to your birds? No Yes