rleroy wrote:Teach a bird to "fly"? I'm sorry guys, but I can't help but chuckle at this one. How DO you teach a bird to fly? Do you first flap your wings aka arms wildly about while running about the room like a mad man? Do you sign them up for flight lessons at the local airport with a certified flight instructor.
Noted examples are from Rodney Dangerfield , Don Rickles , and Henny Youngman, part of the shtick of standup comics, as in resorts in the Borscht Belt of the Catskills in the 1950's/1960's.
"Good evening ladies and germs. I just flew in from Los Angeles. Boy are my arms tired (drummer gives rimshot on snare drum, audience laughs/groans). "Take my wife---Please!" "My doctor said I was in terrible shape. I told him, 'I want a second opinion.' He said, 'All right, you're ugly too!'" "I told my doctor, 'This morning when I got up and saw myself in the mirror, I looked awful! What's wrong with me?' He replied, 'I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect!'" "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." "My wife drowned in the pool because she was wearing so much jewelry." "My wife ain't too bright. One day our car got stolen. I said to her, 'Did you get a look at the guy?' She said, 'No, but I got the license number.' "
Now we got that out of the way, this forum is not about Shtick, let's stay on topic here, this is about a MACAW, and yes there is a difference.
1)This is a LARGE bird with a wingspan of four to seven feet across (tip to tip)
2)The topic was about a Macaw who may/may not have flown before, but is an adult and the question was, can you teach it how to fly AGAIN?
This is serious topic and one I come across allot with adopted birds, not necessarily my own or those that I have raised. I always fully fledge and ask the new owners if they would like their birds clipped or not. It all depends on their situation. While you may be a "star" in your own mind Leroy, let's not debate the pro's and Con's of flighted birds or clipped birds, as your own reference shows some very poor choices. In over 50 years raising birds I have not lost one single bird to a fly away, nor had to force training on any of them.
Yes, it is natural to fly in a bird, that is common sense, but what we have at hand is a bird who has for one reason or another chosen not to fly and over the years prefers to walk around. And so for this we should not ridicule the owner or provide shtick or side show, this is a valuable topic of concern to our avian community.
A similar predicament existed with P.O.W.'s who where kept in small boxes for years and when released could not walk or stand up. This is the quandary we are discussing.