So I came to the realization today that Bubba, and probably most of the birds who own the people on this forum, are treated like royalty... and we are peasants... we do all the hard labor... and they live and eat better than we do. It is sad... I know, but it is true...
I came to this realization today in Giant Eagle, stating to the man at the fish counter "I know this sounds really strange... but I need 4 shrimp... they are for my bird..." (thanks for the shrimp idea sam

) This is sad... the bird eats better than I do. Can I afford shrimp for myself....noooo, but of course his highness Bubba must have it. So for dinner, His Magesty Bubba ate shrimp, rice, cheese, kale, tomato, and scrambled eggs. After which I needed to wipe his beak (though it was halarious watching him try to do it himself).